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jalola ([personal profile] jalola) wrote2008-11-18 03:41 pm

Writer's Block: Bedside Manners

[Error: unknown template qotd] I was just in for surgery last week under the knife of Dr Ross (sadly not Doug, though). 

Since my main TV crush is George Eads from CSI, then I'd like to return to the days when he was paramedic Greg Powell on ER and have him with me on the ride to the hospital. Or he could be his present self,  Nick Stokes, investigating the case that landed me in the hospital.

As to the hospital, I'm having trouble deciding between County General with the 1994 staff, Seattle Grace for the gossip or Sacred Heart for the laughs.



[identity profile] high-striker.livejournal.com 2008-11-18 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Greg Powell could check me out anytime... or check me in I suppose might be the "right" way to put it. ;)

But I gotta go with Cameron from House. She's nice, and freaking smart. Good combo. I haven't watched too many other medical dramas though. ER just went psycho when everyone started dying left and right each season. Although I wouldn't mind some of the guy doctors there checking me out... ;)

[identity profile] cgrgrl.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm with you on ER, I think I would run for the hills if I woke up in that hospital. YIkes!

[identity profile] cgrgrl.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I would have to be admitted at General Hospital since that soap's been my secret shame since 1978.

Now, how I got there was I was attacked by some wacko who had spray super glue. Wouldn't you know I was so scared that I literally ran into Nick Stokes and we happen to be glued together. I've told Dr. Noah Drake at GH to go ahead and treat other patients before he gets to us, I'm in no hurry to get unglued.

[identity profile] jalola.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
That's why I went with the first cast of ER. They didn't kill off so many people.

[identity profile] jalola.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I have some super glue remover. Here, I'll be right over. You won't be stuck for long.

[identity profile] cgrgrl.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, that's fine. I don't want to be a bother. I'm totally comfortable in my current sticky situation.

[identity profile] jalola.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
No seriously. Being covered in super glue is really bad for the skin and I think somewhat poisonous if it seeps into your blood. I'm hurrying. It's a matter of life and death for you both.

[identity profile] cgrgrl.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if that's the case, we'll be unstuck, but since I'm in General Hospital and everything is over-dramatized I'm sure Nick and I will have to have an extended stay in quarantine.

[identity profile] jalola.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm. I don't think you need quarantine because you're not infectious. General Hospital doesn't sound like it's on top of things if it thinks you need quarantine.

But you each will need some isolation until the blood poisoning is remedied.

Besides, if you're in Vegas, then you're at Desert Palm. I've transferred myself in to take Mr Stokes' case. I'm assigning an intern to yours till Dr Drake can get here. You'll be just fine.

Dr. Jalola

[identity profile] angus-honey.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
But h_s, Cameron's a girl.....shirley not? Chase....or Wilson...he's divine, with his lazy eye!! (Yeah...so....you gotta problem with that???) I love him second to Georgie!!!

Edited 2008-11-19 21:05 (UTC)

[identity profile] angus-honey.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well for once I can leave my H/W icon up on purpose!

I would have to go for House....I've NEVER seen General Hospital...evah!! (...and ER's lost the plot!!)

House could be visiting LV and I could be involved in some minor criminal incident, as the victim, and Nick would have to come to photograph me and House would be stuck in the ER as penance for some lost bet....

Nick, naturally, would be staggeringly empathetic with a poor stray Brit hurt in nasty Vegas, and he'd take me under his wing and into his bed.....obviously to make GG jealous.

You will probably not believe this, but as your mail alert came through I'd just started writing a new fic...and Nick is dating a doctor called Matt...here's the proof....

Nick was having fun. That’s what he’d told himself, so it must be true. He was having fun. As long as he kept repeating it, it was true.

Matt was a great guy. Nick kept telling himself that, and it was mostly true. Matt was a great guy and he was having fun with Matt. That was it; it wasn’t too difficult to believe, if he kept saying it.

There was only one problem. Nick wasn’t having fun; not much anyway.

Matt was a great guy. He was handsome, he was friendly and open and he was good company. He was a doctor; and the sex was great. In fact if Nick was honest he couldn’t fault Matt at all, the fault in the equation lay with Nick, and Nick alone; and he knew it.

He’d met Matt at Desert Palm where he was an intern in the ER. Nick had gone to photograph a victim of a severe beating. Matt had guessed his gay status within thirty minutes and within forty minutes Nick had agreed to meet for coffee the next morning.

Weird or wot????

Dee
xx

P.S. Your delivery was just a clever copy 'Made in China'!!


[identity profile] jalola.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Very weird. Now I guess Matt is nothing like Greg House? Or Wilson?

As for my delivery, seems pretty authentic to me. GE's been here before -- when he shot the Evel Knievel film and so Toronto's got a familiarity and access to American football and other US TV shows he can't get in the UK.

Are you sure yours isn't the copy? Check the "birth marks" and other vital measurements!

[identity profile] angus-honey.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear......he won't actually need American Football and US TV shows whilst he's with ME!!!! I'll keep him fully occupied, and when he's not, he'll be asleep, recuperating!!!

I can't tell you about his birthmark or his measurements because then YOU'D know...not getting caught that easily!!!

[identity profile] high-striker.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but you have to consider what Chase and Wilson do. To see Wilson I'd have to have a tumor, to see Chase I'd need surgery... Cameron is just in the ER, and she's not a wench (like ER docs in other shows). And that all trumps gender when it comes to doctors.
Edited 2008-11-19 22:59 (UTC)

[identity profile] angus-honey.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah ah...but House and Wilson do work, under duress in House's case, in the free clinic, so I could go in there and hope it was Wilsie, doing his bit for mankind!! (Womankind!!)

I don't actually like Cameron v.much. I like Cuddy...I think she's a beautiful woman and in the unlikely event that there will be a bromance on mainstream telly, I vote for House/Cuddy.

I feel sorry for Jesse Spencer in rl, because JM dumped him, and they still have to pretend, not awfully well, that they're madly in love!!

[identity profile] jalola.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
I have some inside information. *winks*

That's how I know I have the authentic guy.

And true love is letting the man have his Dallas Cowboys and THEN his "dessert" and rest.

[identity profile] angus-honey.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Now...being a complete US sport ignoramus...are the Dallas Cowboys footballers...as in rugby players with armour. Or are they baseball players as in girl's rounders?

The stamp on his ass, 'Made in the USA' is fake! Put there by unscrupulous traders, who've actually sold a fair number of these copies; if you scrape 'USA' off with a Swiss Army Knife it'll say 'China'....

On another note altogether; I hope he's in the epi tonight..the promo didn't look v.promising. I'll d/l the epi in the morning and watch it before work! It could ruin my day depending on the amount of Nick exposure we'll be subjected too...only a few minutes last week...although 'good' minutes!

If the rumours are true and Nick becomes 'Lead CSI', he could get more air time working with Larry the Fish....or CW could...or Greg could...or so could the person walking past the lab at the relevant time!!! Cynical....moi?????

[identity profile] jalola.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, my dearest girl. IF you had the authentic GE with you, he'd tell you who the Dallas Cowboys are in a heartbeat. Sorry to tell you, you've got the knock-off! (OK. Not so sorry!)



I'll report back to the Nick_Discussion gang about the amount of Nick tonight by about 9:15 PM EST. One benefit of being in Canuck-land is we get CSI an hour earlier than our neighbours in the US.

[identity profile] angus-honey.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hardly had a moment to speak...we've been soooooooooo busy!! Who wants to talk about sport when there are other, far more important things to do!!!

I think I'll be in bed at your 9.15...that's five hours behind me, so it'll ne 2.15am here!!

[identity profile] ilovemycsi.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
You guys crack me up!!