Writer's Block: Bedside Manners

[jalola]

[Error: unknown template qotd] I was just in for surgery last week under the knife of Dr Ross (sadly not Doug, though). 

Since my main TV crush is George Eads from CSI, then I'd like to return to the days when he was paramedic Greg Powell on ER and have him with me on the ride to the hospital. Or he could be his present self,  Nick Stokes, investigating the case that landed me in the hospital.

As to the hospital, I'm having trouble deciding between County General with the 1994 staff, Seattle Grace for the gossip or Sacred Heart for the laughs.

Comments

[cgrgrl.livejournal.com]

I guess I would have to be admitted at General Hospital since that soap's been my secret shame since 1978.

Now, how I got there was I was attacked by some wacko who had spray super glue. Wouldn't you know I was so scared that I literally ran into Nick Stokes and we happen to be glued together. I've told Dr. Noah Drake at GH to go ahead and treat other patients before he gets to us, I'm in no hurry to get unglued.

[jalola.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have some super glue remover. Here, I'll be right over. You won't be stuck for long.

[cgrgrl.livejournal.com]

Oh no, that's fine. I don't want to be a bother. I'm totally comfortable in my current sticky situation.

[jalola.livejournal.com]

No seriously. Being covered in super glue is really bad for the skin and I think somewhat poisonous if it seeps into your blood. I'm hurrying. It's a matter of life and death for you both.

[cgrgrl.livejournal.com]

Well, if that's the case, we'll be unstuck, but since I'm in General Hospital and everything is over-dramatized I'm sure Nick and I will have to have an extended stay in quarantine.

[jalola.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. I don't think you need quarantine because you're not infectious. General Hospital doesn't sound like it's on top of things if it thinks you need quarantine.

But you each will need some isolation until the blood poisoning is remedied.

Besides, if you're in Vegas, then you're at Desert Palm. I've transferred myself in to take Mr Stokes' case. I'm assigning an intern to yours till Dr Drake can get here. You'll be just fine.

Dr. Jalola